Todd of Clan Jedi
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Grasping…
Today, the butterfly clasp on my Glycine Airman, model GL0156 popped open. Could I have not completely secured it? Maybe… However, in this essay I will detail why it’s not my fault at all but the entire Swiss watch industry… Continue reading
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Wolves in Sheep’s Clothes?
This week I am expressing an opinion that you probably are a little surprised by, but possibly also saw coming if you’ve been following me on the Crunch for a little bit; I think I’m done with clomages. First of… Continue reading
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Split Seconds; WTF Episode
Do you find the new Oris summer watches weird? Should I continue to wear my $30 watch with a cracked screen? You, my friends, are why watch collectors are thought of as pedants. Holy FUCK! A bright color IS NOT… Continue reading
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Split Seconds; Welcome Edition
Welcome to the new Crunch follower! Continue reading
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Split Seconds, Diamond Edition
Sorry, no. A completely diamond covered Rolex (strap included) is not elegant. That watch is not tasteful or refined. Do your own research to know what elegant means before you go popping off, kid Continue reading
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Split Seconds, EP XII
Roman numerals really do belong on wristwatches. They’re both outdated technologies that have been replaced by more accurate & efficient methods. I still mostly don’t like Roman numerals on my watches. Continue reading
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It’s Not You, It’s Me… But It’s Totally You
As I approach my 2-year anniversary of joining WatchCrunch and being hyper fixated on watches, I find that I am becoming a bit disillusioned with the watch industry as a whole. All the talk recently about if the brands have… Continue reading
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I’m A Hypocrite
I am a hypocrite. I dislike Rolex as a brand mostly because if I had the money & wanted to buy one at retail, I mostly couldn’t… Allegedly. I’ve never tried because of all the uneven waitlist stories. I like… Continue reading
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NATO; Why I’m Not Of The Alliance
NATO straps & I have a checkered past & as of right now, an uncertain future. As a kid, whenever I wore a watch, I would inevitably wear out the cheap strap or break the bracelet, losing the hollow end… Continue reading
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Split Seconds, Ep. Wear Your Fucking Watches!
Should I wear my watch with 100m WR swimming? Will I scratch my watch? Will my spring bar fail? When did we become such a bunch of pansies? For context… Will I scratch my car driving on gravel roads? Should… Continue reading
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